Aaaaak! Our server is having issues today

Pardon the mess, the site was running frustratingly slow today, so we took it off line to fix. We are working as fast as we can. This will take a bit of time and hope to get this resolved by End of Business (Pacific). We are very, very sorry for the inconvenience.

UPDATE: 9:30 AM The site has been so slow this morning, creating a very frustrating user experience so we are going to turn it off for now.
UPDATE: 10:30 AM We Found the source of the issue and we are working with our vendor to get this resolved as quickly as possible.
UPDATE: 1:00 PM We were hoping to have a solution in place by 1:00 PM but at this point we will be thrilled to get up and running by this evening. In over 24 years, this is our second worst outage. We apologize for this. It is not uncommon to have an outage for a few seconds here or even a minute or two there but a multi hour outage is downright infuriating. We love to be of service to you guys and we are sorry that we don’t have anything to offer you today.

We had a great quadruple mention on The Breakfast Club when Van Lathan talks about how he found his job at TMZ on EntertainmentCareers.Net. Thanks for the plug Van!